Cool sigs I've seen on the net.

	"You can live in your warm fuzzy delusions;  I will
	 suffer in the cold lonely forest of truth."
		               -- pat on sci.space.shuttle - 6 Feb 96 
    

Darin Johnson 

djohnson@ucsd.edu 

  - I'm not a well adjusted person, but I play one on the net. 

    

**********************************************" I could have a real good ***
If morons could fly, it'd be pitch black ***** time if I had a gun...."  ***
********************************************** - BUTTHOLE SURFERS        ***
this is Peter Bobner hofmank@mistral.ere.umontreal.ca  ******************
    

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+ Chris Davis                     +  I am Pentium of Borg.          +
+ Georgetown University           +  Division is futile.            +
+ davisc@gusun.acc.georgetown.edu +  You will be approximated.      +
    

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M. Edward Borasky (znmeb@plaza.ds.adp.com)

"I'm not a saxophone, but I play one on TV!" -- Bill Clinton
    

You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a
 field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with
 clue musk and did the clue mating dance. - Edward Flaherty

"...vidi vici veni" - Overheard outside a Roman brothel.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I won't rise to the occaasion, but I'll slide over to it.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

Assassins do it from behind.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

Congratulations!  You have purchased an extremely fine device that
would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that
you undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer
maneuver.  Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS
OWNER'S MANUAL CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE.  YOU ALREADY
UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T YOU?  YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED
IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD
WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND
SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS,
RIGHT?  AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS,
RIGHT???  WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE DEVICES RIGHT AT THE
FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?
                -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode

Undetected errors are handled as if no error occurred.

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

Graduate of the Bigger Hammer Institiute of Technology.
If it doesn't work you need a Bigger Hammer.
    

          "The pen is mightier than the sword."
                            "Yeah, but a .45 beats 'em both."
    

"Any fool with fast hands can take a tiger by the balls,
but it takes a hero to keep on squeezing."
-- Alexis Machine in _The Dark Half_
    

-- 
Timothy Toner - thanatos@interaccess.com - Whipping Boy, TEAM VISIONARY
"I've always had trouble with my employers.  They forget that they're 
only renting my judgement, not buying my soul.  That's why they're paying
so much."   - Solomon Short
    

Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line,
off the bridge, past the firewall..."nothing but Net!"
    

--    
Joel Katz                   Corporate Web Pages - http://www.igc.net/
Information on Objectivism, Atheism, the 8031/8051 Microcontrollers, Linux
and more is available at "http://www.panix.com/~stimpson/".
      unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
    

Eli Goldberg (Home Account)
Turner Broadcasting, QA Engineer

ObQuote:    "I'd like to change the world...
                but they won't give me the source code!"
Disclaimer: "My opinions!  All mine!"