Religions of the World

TAOISM : Shit Happens.

HARE KRISHNA : Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.

HINDUISM : This Shit Happened Before.

ISLAM : If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.

ZEN : What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?

BUDDHISM : When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?

CONFUCIANISM : Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."

7TH DAY ADVENTIST : Shit Happens On Saturdays.

PROTESTANTISM : Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.

CATHOLICISM : If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS : Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."

UNITARIAN : What Is This Shit?

MORMON : Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.

JUDAISM : Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?

RASTAFARIANISM : Let's Smoke This Shit.